These are the $20 Wolverine inspired Slash & Serve Shredded Meat Claws available exclusively from ThinkGeek (way to corner the market on such a must-have product). They kinda look like Wolverine’s claws and can shred roasts/turkey/chicken/ham with ease. Plus as an added bonus they can also be used to raise the danger level of your masturbation game to an eleven.

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Source: Geekologie – Wolverine Inspired Pulled Pork/Chicken Meat Shredding Claws