Seen here looking way more sexual than it probably should (or perhaps not sexual enough), this is one of the alien abduction hand soap dispensers designed by Duncan Shotton. They come in blue/cow, pink/pig and yellow/human varieties and cost around $18 apiece. Pretty cute. They make the perfect gift for a friend with an alien abduction themed guest bathroom. And we’ve all got one of those, am I right? I’m kidding, I don’t know anything about friendship. I thought I made an online friend once but it turned out to just be my parents feeling sorry for me.

Keep going for a couple more shots while I wash my hands with tears.

Source: Geekologie – Clever: Alien Abduction Hand Soap Dispensers