Because robots are constantly trying to prove their superiority over humans, this is a video of a robot solving a Rubik’s cube in 0.637 seconds. For reference, that’s the same time it takes me to make a terrible first impression on a date. Why the hell did you try to hug her with a booger on your hand? You know she saw you picking when she walked in, you should have just run to the bathroom and given yourself a bloody nose and blamed it on dry weather. Oh my God your zipper is down too! Okay, okay — try to stay calm. Plan B: excuse yourself to the bathroom, go into a stall, get on your knees, lift the toilet seat, then beat yourself in the head with it until you pass out in the bowl and drown.

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Source: Geekologie – Robot Solves Rubik’s Cube In 0.637 Seconds, Sets New Record