The brainchild of Matty from Unnecessary Inventions, the Snackuum is anything but. Consisting of a small wrist-mounted vacuum and a suck-tube extending to the tip of your index finger, you can use it to pick up and eat cheese puffs and other dusty snacks without turning your fingers orange. Me? I’m a Cool Ranch Doritos guy, but I don’t mind my fingers getting dusted with flavor. Do I lick it off? No — I carefully scrape it off and add it to the ball I’ve been collecting. When it’s the size of a hush puppy I’m going to eat it, and that day will be glorious.