This is a video of black cat Odo (who’s just an F and R short of being a Hobbit, but still eight members short of a ring fellowship) scratching a record on a turntable like a DJ. Honestly, his performance was actually better than some I’ve paid to see. It’s crazy to think about how much money I’ve spent being disappointed. Pretty much all of it, except what I’ve spent on food. And not all food either, I’ve paid for and eaten some real sh1t too.