Because Japan is really going hard today, this is a line of realistic looking fake food hair bands available from Japanese shop Fake Food Hatanaka. Each costs between $40 – $70 and looks like a different meal in your hair. Me? I get spaghetti in my beard all the time and I had no idea that might actually be desirable. Maybe I’ll go out of my way to be an even messier eater now. “You already have something in your beard.” Is it breakfast — does it look like a piece of a sausage patty? “I’m pretty sure it’s a penis.” What! “Just kidding, it’s a sausage patty.” Oh thank God, I went to a job interview like this.

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Source: Geekologie – Japanese Realistic Fake Food Hair Accessories