This is a video of a parachuter who loses his shoe, then manages to catch up with the Adidas and grab it and put it back on. I wouldn’t have bothered. Screw you, shoe! That’s would I would have said. I don’t even like shoes. The only reason I wear them is because places with strict ‘NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE’ policies won’t let me in without them, and the closest beer store is one of those places. That’s also the only reason I wear a shirt. Did you think it’s because I’m embarrassed of the penis tattoo on my chest? No way, I won a $400 bet when I got that. “How’d you spend the money?” Friend never paid.

Keep going for the video.

Source: Geekologie – Parachuter Loses Shoe, Manages To Recover Mid-Air