Seen here undressing me with his eyes (I’m already down to just socks and sneakers) this is a video from the Paranormal Guitar Channel of a guy playing different heavy metal songs on the bass but with no distortion like the originals. Some of it still sounds KINDA heavy, but for the most part its all feathers. Who knew distortion was such a vital part of heavy metal? “Everybody.” Correction : everybody but me. I’m what my parents like to refer to as ‘the dimmest light in the house’. “Plus a mistake.” Mom! “At least we meant to have your sister.” Dad!

Hit the jump for the video.

Source: Geekologie – ‘Surf Rock From Hell’: Heavy Metal Songs With No Distortion