
Well, well, well. Apple, Inc., a cash-hoarding operation that occasionally does online strip shows, announced a new line of consumer electronics today. There are places to revel in the minutia of every last tech spec, but I promise that you are not interested in processors and megapixels nearly as much as the tech bros think you are. So what do you actually need to know?
Source: Gizmodo – A Regular Person’s Guide To Apple’s New Phones (And Other Useless Shit)