Enlarge / *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation… of being a cantankerous, honking goose. (credit: House House)
Ack! The tall human grabbed a broom! HONK!
No, no, no, no, no, run away, run away! I’m gonna lift my worthless wings (curse these loosey-goosey things) and trot away, trot trot trot. Don’t sweep me, ma’am…
OK. Whew. Gosh, in the madness of running away, I forgot that I have her carrot. It’s in my beak.
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Source: Ars Technica – Untitled Goose Game review: HONNNNNNK