Whatever fans want to call Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the fifth entry in the raptor-loaded film series, at least they won’t mistake it for a carbon copy of its predecessors.

Fallen Kingdom bucks every series convention to emerge as something quite different from Spielberg’s established family-thriller take on the Michael Crichton novels. But the film’s makers seem to have no idea how to pull it off. The resulting film is a sixth-grade sketchbook mash of dino-murder, cartoonish villains, and plot holes big enough for an apatosaurus to fit through. It may very well be the biggest-budget Syfy B-movie of all time.