One of the cool things about modern capitalism is how utterly patronizing and infantilizing it is. Ads are written in language that barely makes sense with the assumption that everyone reading them is a moron. You might therefore think that the advertisers are the morons, but no, it is you, somehow, who is the idiot!
Source: Gizmodo – Pandora’s Bizarre Guide to Understanding People of Color Is Capitalist Dystopia at Its Finest