Narwhals are Back in the News

We all know that Narwhals are swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, ’cause they are so awesome. It seems however that there is something to that kickass facial horn. It seems that the gentle giants like to sneak up behind other fish and club the hell out of them so they are a bit stunned before being sucked down that slippery Narwhal gullet. Just don’t let’em touch your balls.

Stupid news post, I know, but now you will be singing, “Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion,” for the rest of the day. Winning!

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