Because the end can’t come soon enough, this is a video of Unitree’s G1 humanoid robot performing some kung-fu on the sidewalk (previously: the G1 doing some jumping around like House Of Pain). You can buy your own G1 for around $16,000, although no word from Unitree if they’ll offer quantity discounts for those interested in raising a robotic army. A background check should probably be required for multiple purchases though. Or if you buy a single and leave ‘make it a pleasure model’ in the special instructions.