Finally, The Line Of Atari Hot Sauces You’ve Been Waiting For

Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, Atari and UK-based Shed Sauce teamed up to produce Atari Sauces, a line of “hot and BBQ sauces inspired by Atari classics.” Come on now, were the sauces actually inspired by classic games, or did you just loosely match existing sauce flavors with old Atari titles and slap the box art on the bottles? Because I’m not a betting man, but if I was, I would bet everything on the latter and win big and never have to work again, the end.