This is a video of Justin Flom (previously: creating a carry-your-own-head Halloween costume for his daughter) using some water and freezing cold temperatures to make a roll of toilet paper stand on its own, supported only by its unrolled sheets. That’s something. Something he and his wife think is the greatest triumph in the world based on their reactions. Don’t get me wrong, it’s neat, I just wouldn’t want to wipe with that. The magazines in the bathroom either, but I do what I have to.