xXx: Return of Xander Cage Should Be Called Jet Ski Motorcycle: The Movie 

I’m confused. Vin Diesel has a new movie coming out. In it, he rides a jet ski motorcycle. That’s a motorcycle… that turns into a jet ski, and that makes it pretty obvious the movie should be called Jet Ski Motorcycle: The Movie. Apparently, though, it’s something called xXx: Return of Xander Cage.

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Source: io9 – xXx: Return of Xander Cage Should Be Called Jet Ski Motorcycle: The Movie