What’s the best VR headset for you? We find out via a serious of totally objective, 100 percent useful tests. Maybe. (video link)

In just a few short years, we’ve gone from a world with no virtual reality headsets (or at least, no good virtual reality headsets), to a world where it every man and his dog is making some sort of head-mounted display. There’s PlayStation VR for the cool kids that like having a small London nightclub strapped to their faces; the HTC Vive for the nerds that want to look some sort of HR Giger nightmare; and even Google Cardboard, a sort of Fisher Price “my first VR” for the tech curious.

But let’s say for a moment you aren’t flush with cash like, say, a doctor or a YouTuber with a gambling website. You can’t buy all the VR headsets, so what do you do then? Fortunately, we at Ars Technica have been sliding our sweaty foreheads into the Oculus Rift, HTC Vive, PSVR, Samsung Gear VR, and Google Cardboard for months now. So much so that we think it’s about time to give you a hard, once-and-for-all, definitive, totally serious buyers guide for the best VR headset for you.