Last night, America met the 2016 election season’s newest star. Portly, crimson-clad, bespectacled, mustachioed, and just a little bit giddy, Kenneth Bone was catnip for the bored, half-drunk, miserable masses watching the debate. The internet couldn’t shut up about him, and the press followed suit. “The Ballad of Ken Bone,” the Atlantic mewled; “And the winner of the presidential debate is… Ken Bone,” CNN declared; “Ken Bone Is the Only Honest Man in This Election,” Esquire announced.
Source: Gizmodo – Actually, Ken Bone Is Bad