{"id":761083,"date":"2020-05-27T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T16:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/?p=761083"},"modified":"2020-05-27T12:00:53","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T16:00:53","slug":"the-unholy-lord-of-the-rings-character-face-mashup-chart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/?p=761083","title":{"rendered":"The Unholy Lord Of The Rings Character Face Mashup Chart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"lord-of-the-rings-character-mashup-chart.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lord-of-the-rings-character-mashup-chart.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" class=\"mt-image-none\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In where the hell was my &#8216;You shall not pass&#8217; warning, this is a chart created by someone who can almost certainly expect an eternity of damnation detailing <a href=\"https:\/\/boingboing.net\/2020\/05\/25\/deeply-unpleasant-lord-of-the.html\">the unholy mashup faces<\/a> of various Lord Of The Rings characters.  Some of those faces &#8212; wow.  Still, if you had to have sex with one, who would you choose?  &#8220;Why not all of them?&#8221;  Hoho!  <em>*high-five*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to my friend becca b, who informed me Legodalf was her personal favorite.  Honestly, anything that&#8217;s half Legolas is A-okay in my book.&#013;<br \/>\n&#013;<br \/>\nSource: Geekologie &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/geekologie.com\/2020\/05\/the-unholy-lord-of-the-rings-character-f.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Unholy Lord Of The Rings Character Face Mashup Chart<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In where the hell was my &#8216;You shall not pass&#8217; warning, this is a chart created by someone who can almost certainly expect an eternity of damnation detailing the unholy mashup faces of various Lord Of The Rings characters. Some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/?p=761083\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":761084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,110],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-761083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-geekologie","category-unfiltered-rss","tag-geekologie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=761083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761083\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/761084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=761083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=761083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=761083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}