{"id":1120725,"date":"2023-03-23T09:00:30","date_gmt":"2023-03-23T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/?p=1120725"},"modified":"2023-03-23T09:00:30","modified_gmt":"2023-03-23T13:00:30","slug":"star-trek-picard-thinks-the-kids-arent-alright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prime-wow.com\/?p=1120725","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Star Trek: Picard\u2019 thinks the kids aren\u2019t alright"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The following article discusses Star Trek: Picard, Season Three, Episode Six, \u201cThe Bounty.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When the <em>Original Series<\/em> cast made their swansong, they left Star Trek in the rudest health it had ever been in. <em>The Next Generation<\/em> had reached its creative peak, <em>Deep Space Nine<\/em> was a year away from starting, and the movie series was making good money. <em>The Undiscovered Country<\/em> gave fans one last adventure with Kirk and co. that gently highlighted why it was time to move on. By comparison, <em>Nemesis\u2019<\/em> soft box office meant there would be no grand finale for the <em>TNG<\/em> crew. <em>DS9<\/em> and <em>Voyager<\/em> were done, and it wouldn\u2019t be long before pre-Kirk prequel-series <em>Enterprise<\/em> would leave our screens. There was quite literally nobody to pick up from where Picard and co. left off as \u201ccurrent day\u201d Trek went into enforced stasis. Now, it feels like 2002 all over again, with the only \u201ccurrent\u201d Trek series, <a data-i13n=\"cpos:1;pos:1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/star-trek-discovery-ending-season-5-next-year-070320271.html\"><em>Discovery, canceled<\/em><\/a> and the only other live-action Trek show yet again being a <a data-i13n=\"cpos:2;pos:1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-110-a-quality-of-mercy-review-130037849.html\">pre-Kirk era prequel<\/a>. They <a data-i13n=\"cpos:3;pos:1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.marxists.org\/archive\/marx\/works\/1852\/18th-brumaire\/ch01.htm\">say<\/a> that history repeats itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"end-legacy-contents\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This sense of unease about the future permeates \u201cThe Bounty,\u201d as <em>Star Trek: Picard <\/em>hints that the next (next) generation aren\u2019t up to scratch. Picard, Riker and LaForge are all fathers struggling to deal with the gifts and curses they handed down to their children. The show keeps implying that there\u2019s less hope in these kids because they\u2019ve spent so long in their parents\u2019 shadow. Sidney LaForge isn\u2019t speaking to her father, who grouses to Picard how hard it was to raise her. The show has already hamfistedly tried to cover Riker\u2019s grief over Thaddeus, while Picard has given his son a terminal case of Irumodic Syndrome. When Jack gets the idea of stealing the Bounty\u2019s cloaking device, he and Sydney can\u2019t get it working without Geordie\u2019s resentful help. Come on kids, get out of the way while dad, once again, picks up your mess and fixes the things you can\u2019t cope with. The subtext is one of disappointment, of darn kids with their <em>avocado lattes and oat milk toast<\/em> who can\u2019t do anything as well as their baby boomer forebears.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s an interesting perspective from a franchise that has always worried about its own coolness, fretting that it\u2019s too thoughtful, too <a data-i13n=\"cpos:4;pos:1\" href=\"https:\/\/ew.com\/article\/2016\/06\/24\/star-trek-insurrection-age-hollywood\/\"><em>middle-aged<\/em><\/a>. Chekov joined <em>The Original Series<\/em> cast because producers wanted to woo a younger crowd with a Davy Jones-type mop-topped pretty boy. This anxiety is most visible in the <em>Next Generation<\/em> movies, which are constantly battling each other in attitudes around age, aging and relevance. <em>Generations<\/em> leaves Picard at peace with his own age, but everything that follows repudiates that position, mostly as Patrick Stewart\u2019s behind the scenes power grew, so did his desire to remake the character in his own image. The vest-clad man of action in <em>First Contact,<\/em> the romantic lead of <em>Insurrection<\/em> and the off-roading petrolhead in <em>Nemesis<\/em> all stem from this desire. Rather than a desire to become the wise, elder statesman of the Star Trek universe, Picard raged against the dying of his own light. And rather than lay the table for his successors, he judged them all and found them unworthy.<\/p>\n<p>This mistrust of youth goes hand-in-hand with a fetishization of the past that goes beyond nostalgia and into paraphilia. \u201cThe Bounty\u201d has not one, but <em>two<\/em> trips to space museums so that the fans can gawk at objects of desire, stripped of their context, there for nothing but fan service. Riker, Worf and Raffi beam onto Daystrom Station, home of Starfleet\u2019s \u201cmost off the books tech, experimental weapons, alien contraband,\u201d which when you think about it is really daft. Maybe I\u2019m wrong, but I don\u2019t think the US Navy stores secret chemical weapons at MIT, which is, or was, the best point of comparison for a civilian robotics research institute. Along the corridor, there\u2019s the Genesis Device! (Why? It was blown up when the Reliant combusted and turned into the Genesis Planet, its existence makes no sense) A Tribble! And James Kirk\u2019s Corpse!&#8230; Wait, that seems weird, why do that? That seems weirdly perverse, why would you store a decorated officer\u2019s dead body in a site for military weapons when there\u2019s nothing special about his physiology in this timeline? Oh, that\u2019s why, because our heroes don\u2019t get to gracefully die in Star Trek any more, they just become objects of fetishization.<\/p>\n<p>We get a brief cameo from Daniel Davis\u2019 Moriarty as part of Daystrom\u2019s not-quite security system before we hit the big reveal of the episode: Data!. Or, something else, a Soong-type android with the brains of Soong, Lore, B-4 and Data all mashed up in one body. (Why B-4 and Lore? Why would you put the unworkable prototype and the psychotic brains in there with the two functional ones? Because we\u2019ll need an inevitable betrayal two or three episodes down the line, not because it makes sense.) And then we\u2019re off to the fleet museum for a brief interlude of spaceship porn and, wouldn\u2019t you know, the ships deemed worthy of preserving are almost all hero vessels from the Star Trek franchise. I mean, look, <a data-i13n=\"cpos:5;pos:1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/star-trek-motion-picture-4k-2022-directors-edition-150018799.html\">I\u2019m a starship porn type of  guy,<\/a> and any loving shot of Andrew Probert and Richard Taylor\u2019s Enterprise model will always have my heart soaring. But it just feels all so soulless, like the characters in Star Trek are now behaving like Star Trek fans.<\/p>\n<p>The conclusion of the episode reveals the changelings stole Picard\u2019s corpse from Daystrom Station for reasons as-yet unknown. Meanwhile, Riker has been captured by Vadic and taken to the Shrike, where he\u2019s shown that the baddies have also captured Deanna. But not before the 70-year-old Riker is given a dose of good old <em>24<\/em>-style face punching, to match the rest of the series\u2019 Bush-era politics.<\/p>\n<p>The biggest problem with this sort of all-the-characters-grew-up-watching-Star Trek nostalgia, of course, is that it collapses the size of your narrative universe. Star Trek is big and broad enough to sustain a massive trans-media ecosystem covering every corner of its fictional universe. But <em>Star Trek: Picard<\/em> makes out that Starfleet is made up of five ships not called Enterprise, none of which are worth remarking upon. The notion that the Enterprise is just one of hundreds, or thousands, of starships having wild and crazy adventures on the frontiers of space is beyond comprehension. In a way, I\u2019m glad nobody in TV-land is familiar with Star Trek: <a data-i13n=\"cpos:6;pos:1\" href=\"https:\/\/memory-alpha.fandom.com\/wiki\/Star_Trek:_New_Frontier\"><em>New Frontier<\/em><\/a>, lest it turned out that someone at Daystrom has collected Mackenzie Calhoun\u2019s eyeballs on a shelf for the lolz.<\/p>\n<p>This article originally appeared on Engadget at https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/star-trek-picard-3-6-the-bounty-review-130030243.html?src=rss&#013;<br \/>\n&#013;<br \/>\nSource: Engadget &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.engadget.com\/star-trek-picard-3-6-the-bounty-review-130030243.html?src=rss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u2018Star Trek: Picard\u2019 thinks the kids aren\u2019t alright<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following article discusses Star Trek: Picard, Season Three, Episode Six, \u201cThe Bounty.\u201d When the Original Series cast made their swansong, they left Star Trek in the rudest health it had ever been in. 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