This is the Kacchu Cardboard Samurai Armor for Adults available from the Japan Trend Shop. It comes in the styles of two of the most famous samurai: the dark armor of Date Masamune, and the vibrant red armor suit of Sanada Yukimura. One set of your choice will set you back $49, requires no glue or scissors to assemble, and fits most adults measuring 4′ 11″ to 5′ 10″. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I agree. “My penis is almost twice that.” I said I agree.

Keep going for a few more shots of all the fun we’re gonna have whacking each other all bruisy with broom handles.

Source: Geekologie – Finally, Some Decent Cardboard Samurai Armor